The dork with the blue hat.

Just a guy who works 6-7 days a week at two jobs I don’t like. My primary job is the automotive industry and my second is a delivery driver. While not torturing myself for $$$, I’m studying to be a programmer. In 2017, my ass got a little fat, so I exercise 5 days out of 7. Been looking to bike more than running, I’ve noticed my gut is getting smaller with the biking. More time on the bike, and more time on the stationary bike during the winter time. I also want to do some sprinting, but I’m scared shitless to do so while on a treadmill or out in my area. I live in a highly populated area with idiot drivers. Plus with biking, I’m more in-tune to do that when I wake up, the idea of running when I wake up doesn’t register with me most times than not.

With programming, I can do some HTML, CSS, JavaScript and I want to be a master in the SQL language. I know most people don’t know what the hell I’m talking about, so I’ll just put some links to sites I’ve made:



Retro Baseball Love


Besides that, I’m just a lone wolf and a nobody. Kinda want to stay that way! For the past three years, I’ve had my phone ring quite a lot with somebody on the end asking “can you do me a favor?” When this happens many times within a short period, it’ll get to you.


To make it interesting, here are some celebrities and has-beens I’ve met: